AP PRESS RELEASE; Packers fans reeling from their devastating loss on Sunday are currently realing from another one. It has just been announced that the packers have hired the chubbiest cheerleader in the NFL to date. Disgruntled packer fans already enraged from the game say this is a great travesty. Says Packer fan Nathan Kolthoff ,'I mean what the heck are we supposed to look at when the packers are losing.....You take away are dreams of a super bowl and replace them with chubby chicks...I have had it with this team (See photo below). The team captain says, 'She may have 3 chins, no neck, cankles and thunder thighs, but you have to admit she is cute!' The new hire Madelynn Kolthoff just shrugs off this attention and says, ' Somebody has to be the bottom of the pyramid. So tune in for next year folks, not only will you have a geriatric quarterback but now a chubby chearleader!!!
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